Anything you feel like you need your t-shirt to say for you is probably better left unsaid.

I've noticed the ridiculous "holes in brand new jeans" thing has actually spread to other garments like t's and such. Leaving the wearer looking like they have a moth infestation.

8) Tantric twat Sting
9) James 'buy his CD for someone you hate' Blunt

10) Richard Madeley

11) Tabloid dirtbag Kelvin MacKenzie

12) Simon Cowell

13) Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond couldn't choose all wankers.

14) Michael Mcintyre

15) Peter 'remember the Freemans catalogue that was funny wasnt it? No not really! Kay

16) Ricky Gervais Yes your a prick we get it.

17) Paul Hollywood

18) Elton John

19) Chris Martin

20) South Yorkshire Police Farce, all of them

21) James 'Please stay in America' Cordon

22) Banksy

23) Any reality TV star

24) Damien Hirst

25) Noel and Liam Gallagher

26) Katie 'please put your breasts away' Price

27) Jeremy 'shout at the uneducated' Kyle

28) Greg 'shouting for no apparent reason' Wallis
29) The Beckhams

 

Agreed.  Huge ethical and privacy issues raised by this and other AI assistant technologies. 

Keep preaching brother

True Story #1

We call this a "vanity metric" in my world. Yeah a lot of people download these apps but nobody uses them and nobody makes any money from them. Unless the app is lifting the weight for you, it's never going to take off. The issue isn't the tech it's that people don't like to work out. 

True story #2

"Dr. Douglas Lisle, who has spent the last two decades researching and studying this evolutionary syndrome, explains that all of us inherit innate incentives from our ancient ancestors that he terms The Motivational Triad: the pursuit of pleasure, the avoidance of pain, and the conservation of energy. Unfortunately, in present day America's convenience-centric, excess-oriented culture, where fast food, recreational drugs, and sedentary shopping have become the norm, these basic instincts that once successfully insured the survival and reproduction of man many millennia ago, no longer serve us well. In fact, it's our unknowing enslavement to this internal, biological force embedded in the collective memory of our species that is undermining our health and happiness today."

Read More:   http://www.healthpromoting.com/the-pleasure-trap" rel="nofollow - http://www.healthpromoting.com/the-pleasure-trap

So yeah. It literally feels good to sit on the couch. No app will help with that.

Fuck me this^ is terrible, i don't mind a bit of pop shite but this winy bollocks has entered a new realm where mere words are not enough to express its shitness, to make it worse (like that's even possible) my inner Terry Jones keeps telling me he's not Micheal Jackson he's a very naughty boy..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07Zc8JF0O6c" rel="nofollow - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07Zc8JF0O6c

... MUCH worse

Why thank you ever so much 'click generated message' I bet you say that to all the customers...
I only actually came here for tent pegs but flattery will get you everywhere

This weeks head in hands despair...

#1 My kid's partial to the occasional youtube click-bait which he watches on his DS, most of which appears to be low budget productions of people getting chased by killer-clowns or chalenges of one kind or another but what irratates me is how fucking aggressive the makers of the video's are when it comes to persuading their audience of children to click 'Like' Some even have a 5min hard sell skit before the video even starts...ffs!

#2 We recently watched the film Hotel Transylvania on TV, it was alright to be fair, a song came on called 'Im Sexy and i Know It' and my kid says "can you put this song on my mp3 player dad" "yeah ok" so i pulled it up on youtube....

^fast-fwd to 1min or so in and there's some dude in speedo's waving his cock around... what the fuck! in what meeting did Sony/Disney ever consider a song with 'Sexy' in the title by 'LMFAO' which has an accompanying video of men pointing at their penis while thrusting their genitalia around appropriate for a target audience of 7+

"Ive got passion in my pants and i ain't afraid to show it, Im sexy and i know it"

Thanks Sony/Disney!

Oh Barack! how could you?

Sex was never mentioned in cartoons when i was a kid, they were much more wholesome, apart from 'Fingermouse' that was a little bit risque

Bit before my time i think MrB, if they were anything like like Rod, Jane and Freddy then yes indeed.

I remember the unfortunate incident when Orm and Cheep had to pawn their Sinclair C5 to pay off the crack debt they owed to Moominpappa...

I cope by blocking out the dark (actually, blurry black and white) memories of children's television programming and the accents that did not seem to have anything to do with Canada:

Indubitably, The sexualisation of very young children by the media does annoy the crap out of me, when you hear suggestive lyrics by lets say Azealia Banks im down with that because her target audience is the sort of... 16+ age group and she markets herself towards that audience via the media which reaches them.

Wheres Jessie J, and (hood-rat) Nicki Minaj market themselves towards the 8-12 post Nickelodeon, Disney age group with 'bubblegum pop' lyrics like....

Yuck. Those lyrics, 00. 

Though they are infantile in their efforts to shock and offend, they are beyond inappropriate for anyone under the age of, well, I'm not sure. 

I'm not a prude but, if I heard that crap over the radio waves, I'd be calling in a complaint faster than you could say "Elvis Presley's hip gyrations." 

The only thing those lyrics have going for them is their lack of overt violence.  If you don't count STDs, nobody gets hurt and, in theory, everything is consensual.  Still, I have never bought into the notion that there is anything empowering in debasing human relations to the strictly carnal.  This is not the yardstick I'd want my (imaginary) daughter or son using to measure their feelings for another person.

Guess that puts paid to my theory about the regulating effect of women in the boardroom.  If the female artists themselves are in on the deal, what hope?

PS  Yes, quite right you are, 00, in alluding to the adult themes of Ring around the Roses and Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush.  The difference is in these songs' successful cloaking of their darker message. 

Tune in next week to Radio Denimbro, when we further explore the theme of "Achieving Artistic Transcendence through Sophisticated Metaphors: Or How to Keep Your Wet Cat Away From Learner-Driven Motorbikes and Automobiles." ... and now, here's Serge Gainbourg and Jane Birkin's chart-burner, "Je T'aime"... 

Aye, they've got all the time in the world to be out catching chlamydia but relatively few years to be out catching butterflies...

E-Bikes, the pleasure of free exercise removed.

As a species we continue to get larger, diabetes puts strain on our health service meanwhile we continue to invent aids to do less.

Don't even get me started on unnecessary battery usage...

The bike shops must love it..."my doctor has told me i desperately need to take more exercise but i can't be fucking arsed, what are my options?"

Ive never done a days exercise in my life, never been to the gym and i have no aspirations to look muscular but i can keep fit/active doing the things which i enjoy.
We have a park near by where mini-soul learned to ride his first bike, its perfectly flat, people drive to this park in snazzy Audi's, BMW's ect with 1000,s of pounds worth of brand new full-sus mountain bikes on the roof rack... to ride around the park, there are no mountains, you might come across the occasional pebble on the path. They're kitted out in full on Enduro gear with full face helmet yet they are never more than 1mile away from their car, these peni/penis'usus are now gliding around on e-bikes

In my area there's these share bikes and share scooter companies all over. Some are electric and some are manual i believe. That's hopefully getting people out of taxis and ubers too. 

There used to be a company called 'Ofo' running yellow dockless bicycles in the city, they launched the scheme in Jan 2018 and pulled out 6 months later in July due to too much vandalism, even the fuzz refused to collect anymore of the bikes which had been dumped. I saw two of them in the river where i was fishing on Monday.

Even a swanky new paint job can't improve their appearance

Be careful what you wish for, this is what some places in my neck of the woods looks like:

The problem as i see it is... everyone is on a single level, now im not one of them highfalutin 'route planners' but im sure we would be better off with a multi-level approach, i appreciate that traditional building materials like concrete and tarmac would be impractical so i would propose something similar to Scalextric.

We could combat the waste plastics floating around in our oceans by collecting it all up in a giant sieve and recycling it into sections of track, the seasalt needn't be a byproduct because it be incorporated into the compound as a de-icer for the colder months. When a section of track becomes worn out or damaged just pull it apart and shove a fresh section in, everyone would be going the same speed (ultra-fast) and on a preset course so no chance of collisions and even in worst case scenarios we can just have a loop the loop down to the next section.

As our population grows we can build it higher and even though the folks at higher altitude would have much further to travel they needn't worry about being late for work because their watch will have slowed down due to kinematic time dilation.

dudewuttheheck wrote: Maynard Fried-San wrote: Cosplay, pure and simple, just like all those folk in biker boots, leather jackets and 50s reproduction jeans, all dressed up like James Dean to drive their nice car to work in an office Jokes on you! I don't have a nice car

He he!

Aaarh!

Gmail updated to their newest version yesterday with some very unpleasant new features, ive just has the first post-update email from a friend regarding sunshine, spending time with the kids and all good things, gmails new reply feature has already scanned the incoming email and filled in my response via proxy.

I have the choice of "I agree with you" "Have a great time" or "Very funny"

I don't have to take them up on their generous offer of course, i can do it myself if i could only bear to communicate with friends.... fuck, im going to ask Alexa to contribute to denimbro in future cos i can't be arsed

I was trying to make toasty soldiers last Saturday and the handle on the toaster wouldn't stay down, i sorted it with an improvised fish slice, using a tin of beans as a weight... It was only £7 from argos and we've had it for 12 years so we've had our monies worth.

I thought i would get a new one in the black Friday shenanigans, having never bought a toaster before i thought i'd better be prepared and had a peruse online.

WTF! terrible DJ and TV presenter Fearne Cotton is now a 'celebrity toaster designer'